adult

CONFIDENCE Is When you're At A Medical Store
& Ask For 20 Condoms & U Hear
2 Girls Behind You Giggling..
You Turn Around, Look Them In The Eyes
And Say,
"Make It 22"

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Physics Sir Proposes Chemistry Madam-
SIR: the Time I Saw your CONICAL JARS & ROUND BOTTOM FLASK,
My PENDULUM Starts OSCILLATING Endlessly
& Its Length becomes Double..!!
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Mam- Dont Just Talk, Shake D TEST TUBE Vigorously,
Make It HOT N Put It In My STAND.
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I Want WHITE PRECIPITATE With BRISK EFFERVESCE..

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Only Guys Can Understand:
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Sun Is Not The Only Thing
That Rises Up In The Morning...!

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Girls Can Wear All Boys Items Like
T.Shirt
Pant
Jeans
Lungies
But They Can't Wear 1 Thing
Guess Wat?
CONDOM
It's men's Monopoly
Jai Jawaan
Jai Samaan

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Boy: I Wanna **** U...
Girl: Tameez Se Bt Karo..!!
Boy: Ye Nek Banda,
Mohtrma Ko Arzu-E-Fitrat Se,
Be-Itehan Chodna Chahta Hai..

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HUSBAND:
Darling Tumhara
Kabhi Dil Nahi
Chahta Ke Tum
Mard Hoti,
:
WIFE:
Kyun Aaj Tumhara
Apni Gand Marvane
Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya ?



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1 Ladka GUTER Me Gir Gaya.
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi,
'SURF EXCEL HE NA "DAAG Achhye HAIN"..'
Boy-Teri .....
DAAG ITANE HI Achhey Hain TOH NICHEY WHISPER Q Lagaati Hai..??

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Ek Mohabbat Hi Nahi Hoti Duniya Mein
Dard Ki Wajah..!!
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Zip Me Aaya Lawda Bhi Gaand Phaadh Deta
Hai Bc..!!!

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"KAASH" Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey -
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha.
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah.
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha..

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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Puchha,
"Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle
Kitni Baar SEX Kiya Hai?.."
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Diya Jisme
Chawal K Kuch Daaney Aur 200Rs/- The.
Pati- Ye Kya?
Wife - Main Jab Bhi SEX Karti Thi
To 1 Chawal Isme Daal Deti Thi.

Pati-(Daaney Gin K) Bus 7 Baar?
Aur Ye 200 Rs Kyun?
Wife-4 Kilo Chawal Beche The
Ye Uske Paise Hain....

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Feri Wala-Chaddi Lelo, Bra Lelo...
Girl-Tumhey Sharam Nahi Kya, Gandey Shabd Bol Rahey Ho, Koi Dusrey Naam Se Bolo.
Feriwala-Gand K Khol Lelo, Chuchi K Khol Lelo.

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Adults Only.
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Math Teacher..1 Me 2 Daaley Toh Kya Hota Hai?
Girl: Miss Ye To Aapka Hi Hausla Hai,
Humari To 1 Se Hi Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai..

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Tujhpe Ek Pyar Bhari Shayari -
Shikwa Naa Kar Dost,
Gila Na Kar Yaar,
Bas Itni Si Guzarish Hai Meri..
Jab Main Tere Me Daalu,
Tu Hilla Naa Kar Yaar.

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1 Buddha PCO Par Gaya,
Waha Kursi Par Ek Ladki Bethi Thi,
Ladki Boli: "Baba Kaha Karoge?"
Wo Sharma K Bola- Kursi Par To Hoga Nahi,
Nichey Hi Bori Bichha Lo.